Not Much bothers me!!!!

People who blame anything but themselves for THEIR failure.

Noisy eaters.

People who are mean to animals.

People with bad table manners.

Drivers who won't turn right on red.

Vulgar talk

Not washing hands after using the bathroom.
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People who don't perform their duties at work.

Guys who leave the toilet seat up.

Celebrities claiming to be environmentalists.

waiting on a table with a picky eater (they can never order off the menu without customizing every aspect of the meal).

Tapping.

When ice cream drips out of the bottom of a sugar cone.

People who take forever to order food while I'm in line.

Someone standing over my shoulder reading the computer screen.

People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing.

Dirty dishes in the sink.

Jerks who take up 2 parking spaces.

People who act like they're in their own living room at an event (concert, ballgame, play, movies or a restaurant).

People who give their kids weird names

People that don't list prices on websites, stores, and infomercials.

When people leave the cap off the toothpaste.

You know when you ask someone a simple, straightforward question and they spend ten solid minutes rambling on about everything in the world EXCEPT the answer to your simple, straightforward question?

People who don't know the difference between its/it�s and they�re /their/there.

People who carry a one sided conversation

When you can't tell if someone is male or female.

Having to use more than one remote control (one for TV, dvd player, cable box, TIVO, etc.)

When you find a really cute piece of clothing on the rack and they have like twenty in size XS, two in size 3X, and not a single one in your size.

People who throw cigarette butts on the beach or anywhere else

Ignorant people.

Driving somewhere and having the sun in my eyes.

The naming of celebrity couples (Bennifer, TomKat, etc.)

Movie sequels that are unnecessary.

When you have an itch on the bottom of your foot and you can't scratch it because you have shoes on.

When someone leaves their phone number at the end of a long message and they say it so fast you can't understand it and have to listen multiple times to figure it out.

Suburban kids who think they are gangstas.

Retail clerks that ignore the live customer to help somebody that interrupts by phone

People who don't pick up after themselves.

In an obviously crowded restaurant, people who linger long after receiving their check especially when you are trying to earn a buck...holding up my table ain't gonna pay my bills!

Sunday so called "Christians" giving you a Bible passage instead of a monetary tip because people automatically assume if you are waiting tables on a Sunday you are not a Christian...that doesn't pay my bills either people! (Can you tell I had some bad waiting table experiences???)

When you pull a string hanging from your shirt and it doesn't break, but only becomes longer.

No toilet paper or paper towels in public bathrooms.

People who don't control their bratty children.

People who always have to be right and have the last word.

People who no matter what relate to something you have done and try to "one up" you.

Rappers who thank God at awards cermonies.

Mumbling, then annoyedly saying "Forget it!" when people don't hear you.

People who spell "you're" as "your." (thats the teacher in me!)

People who don't cash checks you give them in a timely manner.

People who blow their horn at you the nano-second the light changes to green.

Hair strands left on shower walls.

When you first meet someone and can't remember the person's name by the end of the conversation.

People who mumble.

Men who ogle or whistle at women who walk down the street.

When you have to walk out of the shower naked because you forgot to bring a towel with you.

Needless meetings.

Guys who wear wifebeaters (and nothing else for a shirt) in public.

Forks whose tines don't stand up in a perfectly straight line

The sound of too much spit in someone's mouth when they talk.

When someone starts to watch a show or movie in the middle of it and expect you to tell them what's happening.

When other people sleep on my pillow.

People who can't wait to file a lawsuit in order to get rich quick.

Websites with horizontal scrolling.
People who use unnecessary abbreviations, like w/e (whatever), w/o (without) and j/k (just kidding).

Walking into spider webs.